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19 Delta Defends Home With a Hatchet

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According to law enforcement, the veteran called 991 about the human cadavers in his home. When they approached they found a breached door and three dead gang members and a bloody hatchet. Among the assortment of evidence, they found stolen firearms that were in possession of the gang members. The warrior explained that he was in fear of his life and the only thing close by was a wood hatchet. The state attorney said in a statement today that the veteran will not be charged. The community was pleased because the gang members were involved with human trafficking of girls as young as 16 years old in the area.

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